Naked Nature

I've been thinking, there is a lot of nudity in wild life, nearly too much. All the indecent exposure of fur, it's nearly disgusting. These nudists should be made to wear something, maybe a hat would do. My fear is for the children. when they go to the zoo they see these grotesque beasts walking around with no trousers on. It just scares me to think of what sort of inspiration and ideas of proper conduct the children will absorb. Maybe they will follow in the furry steps of the beasts and grow fur and walk around with no clothing on. Imagine all of the hard working companies like Macy's, Nordstrom's, Lucky Jeans, Gap, Old Navy, Juicy Something, Bloomingdales, and Victoria's Secrets that will go out of business with the next generation of shoppers walking around in nothing at all, it just isn't American.
So if you agree with me stand in front of your local zoo, naked, with a sign reading "This is what you encourage!"